The Spoof
Thursday, October 29, 2009
 Mr Ahmed Dore in a doorway today- ready for number 6? |
Now Mr Dore and has done it again! He has only found a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow - a 17-'year-old girl
The unnamed girl is said to be very happy and would like some of his babies. The wedding was held in down town Mogadishu, Somalia, and attended by well over 2000 guests - many of whom were his own children and their families, undertakers and their families and also the bride's family of 12.
However, there been some ugly rumours circulating and the new Mrs Dore would like to quash them by saying; "There is absolutely no truth in that I am a 'gold-digger' who hopes to get her hands on Mr Dore's wealth because he is at the point of 'kicking the bucket'."
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"Neither is it true that Ahmed Dore is in fact a multi-millionaire Somali pirate! He did not force me into marrying him either. He is just such a nice man whom I love dearly and I expect to have at least 6 children with him. Yes I know there is a vast age difference between us, but I am sure that he has plenty of experience -- I have so much to learn in such a short time. I guess I will have to be a fast learner!The girl has acquired a nickname; "'er in Dore's".
Source: The Spoof, Oct 29, 2009